To my lazy fat ass:
Please note as of sometime this week, preferably tomorrow you will no longer be able to be lazy or fat. If you do not stop eating like a crazy person AND start getting off the couch and moving around a little you will become even more lazy and that much more fat and that is totally 100% not acceptable.
So tomorrow when you get home from sitting down all night at work, you will go and get that stability ball you bought with the intention of exercising and blow it up and use it. Also since it is no longer -40 out you can go outside for a walk it wont kill you princess!
From 7am onward you have to move around a little each and everyday, no ifs ands or buts. Just ask yourself: "What would shrunk do?" it will solve all your lazy related problems!
If you do not comply, you are so fired
Thank-you
Management
hahaha
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Ha ha ha. That's awesome! Maybe you should send a letter to my ass too!
(ahdowney from the WW board)
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